Flattening the curve

The upcoming newest euphemism for a mommy make-over.

Sandra, wanting to do her part and save the world as well as her desirability to the young studs, just her appointment with the plastic surgeon so he could aid her in flattening the curve.

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Curve ball

Farting into a cupped hand, catching the gas, and then throwing it into the face of an unsuspecting bystander.

I threw that bitch a curve ball, and she nearly puked.

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Banana curve

What occurs when a man masturbates too much; the penis can curve upwards, downwards, or to the sides, depending on the preferences of the masturbator.

Shit, I've jacked everyday since 1985, now my dick has a banana curve.

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seth curve

When the penis has a severe curve and almost points directly back toward the sac.

Effn Seth Curve!!! I have to Rollover to Pull-out!!!

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Chimin Curve

The infamous curve ball invented by the great baseball master Chi-Da Su. The Curve ball is defined as a regular throw, but thrown high up in the air and using the natural forces of gravity to create the illusion of a curve. This curve ball is very inaccurate and usually thrown by baseball noobs

Dude, stop throwing the chimin curve it never works you will just end up hitting the buff korean guy and he willl beat you up

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Lautner Curve

A Freudian slip that occurs when discussing supply-side economics (i.e. the Laffer curve); attributable to having Taylor Lautner on the brain.

So I was talking to my economics professor about the elasticity of the Lautner curve...Wait, did I just say "Lautner curve?" I meant Laffer curve...I must have Taylor Lautner on the brain

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scurvy curves

A girl with pointy tits

Eww that bitch had scurvy curves

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