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A refreshing carbonated beverage. Best of its kind
"Ay you got any dr. perky in the fridge"
"Nah we all out, there mountain lion tho"
Someone who tries to be a peacemaker in an arguement but ends up making it worse. To really hit the head on the nail, this person could be a complete wanker who got famous off of Oprah and has looked like the same pedophile for literally his entire life
I was arguing with my friend about whether water is wet or not and Dr. Phil decided to come over and “resolve” the problem. Instead, my friend has a black eye and a restraining order against me.
A man who is an absolute menace to society, he is gang affiliated and his favorite sex position is reverse frosty lumberjack and he also is a doctor who specializes in abortions
Avoid Dr. Jinjie, that man beat the absolute fuck out of that boy kevin and raped his dog
A drink that is created by mixing 1tsp crack cocaine with equal parts vodka and Dr. Pepper.
A: "Dude, I just wanna get messed up".
B: "Yeah bro. I got the stuff, let's go and make a Dr. Garran"
Referencing a character from Mega Man 4 on the NES of the same name, a Dr. Cossack is any character in a story who at first seems to be the main antagonist, but then you find out that he/she is really just the slave or middle man of the true, often more threatening antagonist.
In Mega Man 4, it seemed as though Dr. Cossack was the new evil scientist on the block. He built 8 powerful Robot Masters and had them conquer different areas around the world and challenged Mega Man to try and stop him. After penetrating Dr. Cossack's fortress however, Proto Man teleports in with Dr. Cossack's daughter, Kalinka, who explains that he was only following orders from Dr. Wily (The main series villain) because the mad scientist had her captured and threatened to harm her if Dr. Cossack didn't obey him. After Dr. Wily was defeated, Dr. Cossack actually demonstrated himself to be a nice guy. He even helped Dr. Light (good guy scientist) build Beat (Robot attacking bird) to assist Mega Man in his future ventures.
Only word in their vocabulary is um
“What we doing today dr sheldon”
“Um”
Taking the original stranger to the next level and particularly applicable to Marvel fans.
You will need a piece of red cloth or cloak to symbolise the cloak of levitation.
Lean on your arm until completely numb as you normally would when attempting a stranger.
Once numb, fully wrap your hand in the "cloak of levitation" and begin the deed.
As in the Dr Strange film, it will seem the cloak is very helpful in these dangerous situations and will navigate you and yours to safety.
Upon completion simply discard the offending cloak/cloth and blame the multiverse.
Dr Strange: Horny AF I am but the ol' digits aren't quite able to grasp the big fella just yet. Any chance cloaky?
Cloak of levitation: *wrap and whack. I am the Dr Stranger