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A person who maintains a job Monday- Friday but slips into patch-work pants on Friday afternoon and roams the lot pretending to be a tour rat. Most wookies can locate day jobbers quickly due to their cleanliness and overall scent. Day jobbers often collect ticket stubs and begin sentences with "Dude I have seen phish soo many times."
"Dude Odie is such a freaking day jobber- she drives a bmw bro."
The lesbian swamp witch from American Horror Story: Coven
Misty Day’s hero is Stevie Nicks.
Thanks to Alexander V. Boxing, for holding the first “Boxing Day” Sale in his Montreal haberdashery December 26, 1818, the day after Christmas, thus creating a new Canadian Holiday Tradition.
I’m going out for some great Boxing Day sales!
Day of Shit!, commonly referred to as DOS Day is the day you annually celebrate the first time your friend woke up with shit on his floor after having a drunk one night stand. Never let them forget that day and celebrate annually by sending them text messages like, "Hope your day isn't to shitty! Happy DOS Day"
After Matt woke up with a shit on his floor, his friend never let him down be reminding him annually of DOS Day.
A nationwide celebration of the Hoses
This year (2017) will be the 43rd. national Hose Day. Started in Wilmington De. in 1974
A day after/during an amazing snowfall in the mountains where the ski area is transformed into a slice of heaven by light, fluffy, deep powder snow. Skiers and snowboarders have perma-grin etched on their faces for at least 24 hours. Exultant whooping can be heard all around. This is your chance to huck huge cliffs and try a backflip with no consequences. If you miss it you will hear about it the next day and feel regret.
1. Next powder day, I am definitely calling in sick.
2. We haven't had a good powder day around here in weeks.
3. One has no friends on a powder day (meaning the good snow conditions trump all family and friend relationships, I will not meet you for lunch, I will not help you move, I will not go to your wedding, because tomorrow is going to be a powder day, sorry buddy).
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Got on tha bus with me day saver
Smoked a reefer in da corner
Laid low
Did a Grand Theft Auto
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