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A wholesome song about a man that is half crazy for a woman named Daisy, and they're gonna get married. She wanted a stylish marriage with a carriage but the guy couldn't afford them.
It was sung by IBM 7094, the first computer to sing.
TikTok made that version of the song creepy as well.
1: Do you know about Daisy Bell?
2: Yeah! It's a very nice and wholesome song.
A saying performed when raising a poker hand with absolutely no chance of winning.
"Sam sure loves to "raisy-daisy" every other hand. I sure hope he doesn't have Aces.*sarcasm*"
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A rare variation of the Daisy Chain. The Daisy Drip is utilized when a group of 5 to 7 men go out on the town and one of them has a semen stain on one of his garments. As a sign of solidarity, the men (or daisies) will begin to simultaneously have anal sex with each other in a long row (chain). An important stipulation is that this must be done without condoms. This way when the men are drippy from the ejaculate in their butthole, they can turn their ass to their neighbor and drip the semen out of their anus onto their neighbors garments so that each man has a matching semen stain.
Daniel had a semen stain on his shirt, so Tim suggested that everyone do a daisy drip to make him not feel left out.
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When a girl walks around the house with just a shirt and no panties
My girlfriend was daisy ducking
A little mistake who is a crying little kid when you lose and you probably will because baby daisy is not a good character to play as in Mario Kart Wii or Mario Kart 8.
Dude 1:hey what is that crying noise
Dude 2:I lost playing with baby daisy
Dude 1:this little mistake dont play as her, she is trash and a waste of character place
Dude 2:yeah baby luigi is the best baby character of them all on the bullet bike
Dude 1:not to mention baby luigi is THICK
Daisy stepping!
A sport where one jumps off tall things landing strait legged and flat footed as to not adsorb any shock with the legs
Hey man why you limping?
Fat Daisy stepping sesh!
Oh cool!
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Dead. Your body is dead in the ground, and being used as fertilizer by plants. Hence you are "pushing" plants up from the ground.
I've got 20 years till I'm pushing daises.
He better be careful or he'll be pushing daisies by year's end.
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