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A punk bitch baby boy from HHS. Loves Trombone because it reminds him of wiener. Also gay for Wycliffe.
Dude, don't be a Dallas Fisher, fag.
C'mon Son! Don't be a Dallas Fisher!
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The fucking worst football team in the history of the NFL, AFL, or any other football in which they have existed. They suck dick, and will always suck dick. They will not win another superbowl in the history of their franchise. Jerry Jones is also a cock-sucking mother-fucker of an owner. He sucks balls, and takes it in the ass from Russian body-building monkeys. The Dallas Cowboys, now, and will forever be dick eating, monkey fuckers.
I hope the Dallas Cowboys win tonight.
Fuck you, go die.
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(Pronounced: Dal-Ass Kaoo-Boees)
The best team in American football and many other sports. The Cowboys have more Super Bowl wins (5) than any other team except 1, have a long and proud history, and have the hottest cheerleaders in the sport. In 2004 they injured the Philadelphia Eagles' Terrel Owens(which was probably very easy anyways because Terrel Owens is the biggest pussy the sport has ever seen).
The Dallas Cowboys are America's Team - If you don't like America's Team, you must not like America, and if you don't like America, then you are obviously a terrorist.
Example: Lets watch the Dallas Cowboys beat the Washington Redskins.
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the best fucking team ever any one who thinks their not can blow my left nut!!5 super bowls no one has more what now fuckers? there gonna win another one pretty damn soon you can count on that! parcells is the best damn coach ever!!!!!!!!!!
The greastest of all, at the top, another level, untouchable
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A team who has worked so hard to get to where they are...they have played their harts out and gotten five super bowl victories...those of you who hate on the dallas cowboys are most likely fans of a different team who have lost to them or you wish your team was like them.In conclusion Those of you who always have something to say..go ahead say what you have to say...Good or bad..either way you are acknowledging the cowboys and making them even more popular... Thats how good they are...And get ready because they will be back for another super bowl and if your lucky enough.. your team might just be the one to have the honer of losing to them.
Go Cowboys!!!!
"Hall Of Fame with 5 super Bowl Wins...Dallas Cowboys"
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A collection of overpaid men who work one day a week, and commit criminal acts the other 6 days, such as robbery, solicitation of prostitution, drug use and/or sale of, assualt and a variety of other misdmeanor crimes.
Michael Irvin was able to look past his arrest for drug possession, but only after he got arrested for having his friend's pipe in his car. His friend was more than likley Terrell Owens of the Dallas Cowboys.
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This commonly refers to an all female office in corporate America, located in the mid-west (I.E. Dallas). They distinguish themselves by giggling during conference calls and sending smiley faces in emails and IMs. Usually girls with names like Kristi, Melody, Destiny and Jennie. They tend to act busy when everybody know they have nothing to do.
Remote Office in Charlotte: Hey Kristi, did you get that loan into closing.
Dallas Sorority Girl: HEHEHEHEHEHE. :) Yes, but it was really hard. I had to order VOMs, VOEs, Payoffs. It took all day.
Remote Office in Charlotte: Well, Kristi. Thats your job. Its why we pay you.
Dallas Sorority Girl: HEHEHEHEHEHEHE :) :) that right sorry.
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