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Hqving a stroke,and dying from, to which the mortician makes the body look like a danish muffin.
Is occasionally eaten.
Damn! He that was a sad, tasty danish stroke.
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Probably the most fantastic thing on the face of the earth. It is so fantastic that you can't even explain what it is to a person that isn't awesome enough to know what it is.
That's a danish coupon
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When a man has a woman give him a blowjob and he ejaculates onto a womans face, and then punches her so she bleeds. The cum and blood combine to look like a goey strawberry substance like a cherry danish.
So how did your sister like that Danish Cherry?
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An abnormally blonde vagina with blue spots around the clitorus
It's all fun and games until she pulls her danish taco out
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A danish donut is the bite size turds you shit that your partner eats as they are tossing salad.
You're gf loves leaving me chocolate rings after eating danish donuts
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A variation on 'cream pie', the custard danish is when a dog (traditionally a great dane) ejaculates inside of a woman/man, in either the vagina or the anus.
My dog gave her a Custard Danish while she was passed out drunk!
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Danish love is a term used when describing what occurs when a man with triphalia engages in unprotected gay sex typically another Dane though this term can used to describe this occurrence with all other nationalities except for Germans and Swedes.
Did you see that freaky Danish love scene in that porno I left in your VCR? I can't believe he actually has three penises!
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