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Saif Defense league is a league made to defend the almighty Saif Hani Al Sudani Al Zagani Al Aswadani Al Blakani.
P1( Where is Saif Hani Al Sudani Al Zagani Al Aswadani Al Blakani)
p2 ( Saif defense league for life "rips the man ballsack and slurps them like a slurp juice"
Named after the character lana lang played by kristin kreuk on a show named smallville
The LL defense is fairly simple:
When in an argument which you are losing, simply demand to know what secrets your opponent is hiding from you. When your opponent, surprised most likely, retorts that they don't know what the hell you're on about, you look at them funny for a moment, then storm furiously out of the place you're holding the argument in. This not only makes you "win" the argument, but you also make your opponent slightly nervous as they probably ARE hiding something from you.
Clark: but lana, I saw you kissing with Lex! why did you do that?!
Lana: Clark, what's your secret? why are you hiding it from me? don't you trust me?
Clark: what does that have to do with anything?
*lana lang storms out of clarks loft, leaving him confused and annoyed at her.. but she still won the damn argument*
Above is known as the Lana Lang Defense
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A group of some of the worlds hottest males, fighting to defend their country and freedom in the middle east. Also absolute badasses
Birthright girl 1: Who's that guy?
Birthright girl 2: Hes an Israeli Defense Forces soldier.
Birthright girl 1: I'll fuck him later at the hotel
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A woman´s hips or ass. Anything that could potentially get near a man´s missle.
Kevin wants to know about his teacher´s missle defense system. We´re talking, curves, we´re talking Homeland Security, baby!
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roblox game that is based off of the tower defense genre, And takes 50 years to update.
yo bro you wanna hop on tower defense simulator, "no i don't that game sucks it takes to long to update"
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Pussy bitch made defense for 2k someone you cannot guard because you are so terrible
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Using a rifle, or an axe, to accomplish what a pistol or shotgun would normally be used for. Practiced in Massachusetts because the gun laws generally prohibit ownership and use of pistols.
When the cop arrived, the burglar was dead right there, and there, and there, and way over there. The homeowner had used a chainsaw to perform Massachusetts Self Defense.
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