5th Degree Retarded

Daddy slim cock, also known as “I exploit vulnerable women and share videos of them masturbating to make myself feel like a REAL boy.”

My name is Dustin, and I am 5th degree retarded

5th Degree Ballbag

Criminal Offense charge that is received when commiting acts of ballbagery.

Complaining about your neighbors loud music on a Sunday to someone who doesn't care? You'll be charged with a 5th Degree Ballbag.

Third-degree suicide

When you want to kill someone you hate but someone else appears (usually your S.O.), takes your weapon, and kills you instead when you give them consent.

Damn, I hate myself. I should commit Third-degree suicide.

3rd degree murder

It’s basically the same thing as involuntary manslaughter. it means causing bodily harm but not for that person to die. Like a smack in the face, or a push . Depending what state you’re in, you’ll get this charge . Minnesota has a 3rd degree murder charge

When will smith smacked the shit out of Chris Rock. If he were to die will smith would’ve went to jail for 3rd degree murder if he were in the state that has that charge .

Associate of Arts Degree

It is the head up your butt degree for college kids that haven't gotten out of high school so they drag it out another two more years. It is usually grade 13 and 14 and it is a perfect opportunity to smoke, drink, party, and sleep with a hangover it away. It may help you decide what you want to do with life and eventually will get you working some government job. The classes they make you take are some environmentalist shit, foreign language, something to suck up to Mexicans because of human diversity, history, worthless math, a science that thumps global warming, see what they are shoving?

I am going to college for my Associate of Arts Degree.

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2nd degree bj

When after receiving oral sex your partner makes out with you without brushing their teeth.

After Zac receives a bj from Donna she abruptly turns around as they begin to make out with one another thus resulting in a 2nd degree bj.

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89 degrees of

Putting the term 89 degrees in front of another word negates the following word. The term is the basis in which only 90 degrees is the true being of something. Anything referred to as being 89 degrees of (insert work) is therefore not the thing being referred to.

That test was 89 degrees of easy!

Her haircut is so 89 degrees of trendy.

I can't stand that bitch she's so 89 degrees of cool.

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