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When a chick gives you her phone number and you discover she is already in your contacts, so you check the previous text message exchange to find that you stopped messaging because she was getting too thirsty for your happily married ass.
Man, I had a major case of deja-vagine last night when a customer gave me her number. Turns out we already met and she got a little thirsty for my liking so I cut her off. Please don't tell my wife, lest I end up in the dog box again.
When you meet someone new and initially think they're really cool, only to realize how horribly wrong you were about fifteen minutes later.
"Oh, so you're a Nickelback fan? Wow, deja douche!"
When having sex, you finish, leave, and when she wakes up she doesn’t know what happened
Bertha: Hey Kate I think Jason totally Deja-dicked me Saturday
Kate: Oh, so your gonna be a single mom
Is the experience of feeling sure that one has already witnessed or experienced a current boob, even though the exact circumstances of the previous encounter are uncertain and were perhaps imagined
I had deja boob when molly took her shirt off
Ok heres what i think deja vu is. there are two possibilities.
1. Since humans only use about a quarter of our brain power we may be experiencing a sudden increase in our minds capabilities for a short moment resulting in a psychic remembrance of a current situation causing you too feel you have experienced it already.
2. There is a matrix and a glitch has occured. what happens is you experience a repeated situation then you say "didnt this happen already" and then the programmers of the matrix program your mind to say oh its just deja vu.
What the fuck, i feel like i already wrote this definition before, o well its deja vu.
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When you look at someone and realize you just saw them wearing exactly what they're wearing in the exact same place in a picture on facebook that you either saw recently or just was looking at. Similar to Deja Vu
"Whoa Tyler I was just looking at a picture of you wearing that Kazaam shirt! Deja Facebook!"
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When you take a dump and it feels the same, looks the same, smells the same.
Deja Poo motherfucker, Deja Poo.
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