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A specific workout done on a bench/machine in which the user moves only the body-- from the waist up-- in quick downward motions, working out the abs. It simultaneously satisfies and titilates the pope, cardinals, and assorted clergy.
Dan: Man my abs hurt, I did about 100 Papal delights.
August: Dude, sounds rough.
Pope: Mmmm
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The act of forcefully shoving a Cranberry into a women's anus. The next step is for the male to stick his penis in the anus, breaking the Cranberry and resulting in a "cranberryish" penis. The women then sucks on the cranberry tasting penis.
Open wide bitch, here comes a Cranberry Delight!!!
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A form of preversion.
When a wily sheep dog catches a pervert breaking in and molesting its flock, it may decide to teach the offender a lesson by giving them a brutal doggy raping. The way they do this is by setting up a fake sheep with a mouse trap inside its fake anus. Obviously, the mouse trap catches the perv with his pants down leaving them open to a terrible raping. Which they then get. Doggy style.
"Come here sheepy. AAAAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!"
"Woof."
"Oh no!!!! Shepherd's delight!"
See preversions and prevert.
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When you and your mates buy a bundle of prostitues ,and you make them spit on all of your dicks untill its dripping wet. Then you take some sauce (prego wuld be nice) and pour it into their pussy`s.(make sure its not spicy)
then one of ya mates cumms on a girls face making a swirly mustace on her upper lip. then yall take turns doin the dirty,then make the girls squirt out the cum sauce. break out the chips, case you got yourself a mighty fine LATIN DELIGHT. :)
you better shut your hole before i make you eat my latin delight.
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A brand of marijuana favored by Uncle Oscar from Arrested Development.
Michael: Maybe give her a little... Afternoon delight.
Oscar: The only question is, which way do I try to get it into her?
Michael: I don't want to know the details!
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when a man ejaculates in a woman's face, followed by punching her in the nose, giving her a nosebleed, then rubbing it all across her face.
he gave her a perfect strawberry delight