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(a) drinking out of a bottle without touching your lips to the rim, like they do in commercials.
(b) using a homemade bong
(a)
guy 1: hey, let me get some of that grape drink.
guy 2: no way dude, you'll backwash.
guy 1: come on please? i'll do the dew.
guy 2: alright, here.
(b)
girl 1: are we smoking out of a banana peel and a cork?
guy 1: yeah, i lost my bong so we're going to have to do that dew.
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Super Dew was first introduced to the populace by a now-defunct website of the late nineties. The site's authors posted photos documenting the proper method for obtaining Super Dew (usually from a Taco Bell they frequented).
The substance is what comes out of a fountain drink machine after its carbonated water tap has been disabled. A thick, syrupy, ultra-caloric sap, Super Dew is only consumable in small amounts.
Ryan has not had a bowel movement since he drank Super Dew five years ago.
Mary drank Super Dew, broke the land speed record, and ran through a brick wall.
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The dew that forms between a womans Boobs....On a hot summer day or while doing strenuous activities...ie working out, having sex, moving day, having sex, cleaning house,having sex ,Mowing the lawn, cleaning the pool, sex, Cooking, sex or Hiking..Etc..
Wheew... It's so hot in this gym, I oozed out alot of Mountain Dew! Time to hit the showers.
Baby..I really need a shower now..I did all the work to produce all this Mountain Dew!
* Appilicable Only To Big Breasted Women..Little Boobies Need Not Apply or are able to use this word because it would then be politically incorrect..LOL
Mountain Of Breast= Mountain Dew
Small Boobs= Mole Hill Dew
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The most wonderful, anti-black, boner to the moon, craziest, whitest drink ever. It makes black men cry the there moms in the field and makes white man rule with other worldy power.
It is the grape drank of white people. Its what rednecks buy when they cant afford beer. Its what your baby drank in the whome. IT IS GOD.
MTN DEW IS FOR WHITE PEOPLE ONLY
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Another term for "boob sweat," when a girl gets sweat marks on their shirt in the area underneath their boobs.
"She has some serious mountain dew going on."
or
"Hey, you've got some mountain dew there..."
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Tit Sweat or Sweat of the Tits.
"Dude that hot milf was running so hard she had mad mountain dew!"
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Having sex with a Mountain Dew container. See: fuckyeahdothedew.tumblr.com
Aww man, did you see her Do the Dew? How did that fit in her pussy?
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