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1. (noun) The result of toilet paper (usually of inferior quality) disintegrating in one's rectal cavity, which inevitably induces the retention of fecal matter terminating in a condition known as dingle berries, or a failed attempt to clean the anus after defecation.
2. (proper noun) Dingleberry Fiesta, A potential trademark which could be used as a brand name for inexpensive toilet paper products.
3. (verb phrase) To throw a dingleberry fiesta.
It looks like this Dingleberry Fiesta brand t.p. had a party in my backyard, took a dump in the pool and left without cleaning up the exploded piñata pieces.
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1-noun. A competition in which contestants bob for dingleberries (similar to bobbing for apples). This involves multiple men/women licking one man/womans asshole in hopes of coming out with the most dingleberries.
2-adj. An derogatory name used to poke fun of those who may be smaller, rounder, slower, and/or smellier than the norm. Most commonly used for victims named Bob, Rob, Robert etc.
1- "Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for our 58th annual Dingleberry Bob! Competitors, please approach your assigned asshole."
2- "Oh shit, Dingleberry Bob is in the house tonight."
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The picking of arse hairs and fiddling with them while bored.
Joshua was watching TV with his brother and started dingleberry picking.
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The act of blasting a dirty fart at someone, and peppering them with dingleberries.
Dingleberry shotgun execution style = a direct blast to the head or face. For best effect, be sure to remove any underwear
Last night while my brother was sleeping, I got him with a dingleberry shotgun execution style. I actually think some of the berries when down his throat!!!
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When a woman has her period and blood sticks to her long pubic hair forming a dried clump. Also known as: vag grapes.
See also: vag grapes
Our old roomate was a hippy and never washed herself when she had her period. Therefore, she had massive women's dingleberries.
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A fancy feast created when a group of males or females (who typically don't wipe) bend over naked in a line, offering up a smorg-ASS-board to the average couple looking for a new place to eat out. So many dingleberries to choose from!
He wanted to take his girl somewhere new, so they headed to the dingleberry buffet for a romantic evening of festivities and eating out.
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If you thought V8 was good, wait till you taste the crisp, refreshing--sometimes stanky--juice of a dingleberry. Freshly squeezed from the ass straight to your glass. Be sure to ask your local retailer to bring in dingleberry juice.
"Dingleberry Juice, it's a little shitty at first, but it gets better every sip." --- Horatio from the mail room
"Starts off chunky, but has a nice creamy mouthfeel" -- Ron from accounting
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