Breaking Dishes

When a person intentionally sabotages chores to remove further obligation to do them in the future.

Wow, Travis really botched the laundry last week. I'm pretty sure he was breaking dishes so I wouldn't ask him to do the laundry again.

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Side Dish

A person you are intimate with that knows you have a girlfriend/boyfriend but doesn't mind

Maaan check dat chick out she such a Side Dish, it aint even funny

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deep dish

insult used for an abnormally fat girl, seriously degrading

Hey deep dish, give me some pizza before you eat it all.

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dish dodger

noun - someone who refuses to clean their dishes

The dish dodger is refusing to wash their dirty dishes.

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washing dishes

When you’re feeling up a girl with a small/flat booty it feels like washing dishes

Girl 1: My boyfriend is the best, he gives me butt massages all the time even though I know it feels like washing dishes lol
Girl 2: guys like that be winning for real

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Dish-hap

1) An accidental breaking of dinnerware during washing.
2) Harm-causing gossip by misattirbution of facts

1) Jimmy had a dish-hap when the plate he was rinsing slipped out of his hands and shattered on the kitchen floor
2) The dish-hap occured when Trish wrongly named Josh as a rump-ranger. In truth it was Zak who guzzled jizz.

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petrie dish

Deposting you semen in a girls belly button.

This chick actually let me do the petrie dish to her.

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