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When a wife is trapped in a sexless marriage and her sexual needs met through extramarital affairs with one ore more lovers but she remains married with her dead dicked husband. Usually due to his money, children, lifestyle, social or political status or convenience.
Although Ken and Barbara have been married for 30 years, Barb got a dead dick divorce and has been whoring around for 20 of them. Ken’s money keeps her around.
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1. When a statement or action expressed by an individual leads you to believe they've been through a traumatic divorce.
2. When an individual is over-compensating in a marriage to win the favor of their spouse, preventing divorce.
Man: *Slaps comedian who made a joke about his wife*
Man: "Keep my wife's name out of your fuc**ng mouth"
"Woah, that's some Divorce Court Energy.
"Congrats to Tina on her pregnancy! And so soon! 3 months Seperated and my son's getting a little brother! Goodbye Alimony!"
- "Yikes, that's some major Divorce Court Energy".
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An ultra-popular FPS series that (in the minds of some) is so addictive, that it can often lead to many cases of negligence towards loved ones. This often results in divorces - which is ironic, considering that the abbreviation for the Call of Duty series is 'CoD' - the same as 'Cause of Divorce'.
Gamer 1: "Hey, want to play some cee-oh-dee?
Gamer 2: "Sorry, but if I played that game again, the missus would murder me to hell."
That scene demonstrates the obscenely powerful, lasting effect of Cause of Divorce (Call of Duty).
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A Divorce Duty Payback is when you still do things for your ex in order to keep you kids happy and healthy in return for a a sexual favor.
I took the kids to school and back And cooked three meals a day while my wife whored around in Vegas in return for a divorce duty payback, a blowjob, when she got back. God, I hate that bitch.
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HALO.
Lauren - "so tell me your thoughts on this game, halo."
Tanner - "Halo = the leading cause of divorce in America."
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An agreement sometimes written that a couple makes after a divorce to still meet and do certain things together especially have sex.
John and Kathy have a post divorce agreement.
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Not unlike, BDE, BDDE is a variation that exposes the idiocy of one of the richest men in the world posting a pic of his bedside table. The internet exploded with comments about his #BDDE. The new Elon is not better than the balding one.
He was proud posting about his bedside table containing two pistols and a handful of Diet Coke (tm) cans, haplessly exposing his Big Divorced Dad Energy.
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