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September 4th girls can’t talk to any boys, if they do they own there best friend food
Girl 1: I talk to this really cute boy today
Girl 2: you didn’t make “don’t talk to boys day”
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A phrase used by older people when a younger person shows admiration for something from said old persons era. Commonly used in jest
Grandson: *puts on ray Charles*
Grandmother: oh baby You don’t know nothing bout this!
John :I fw yo ex bro
Anoni:bitch don’t nobody want no used cookies
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1. The phrase in which we all suffered extreme trauma.
2. A phrase some would use in order to torture us.
1. “Mr. Stark? I don’t feel so good.”
*hyperventilating violently which tears streaming down face* “DAMMIT PETER!”
2. Friend: *coughs slightly* “I don’t feel so good.”
*cries* “No... Peter.”
Friend: “who the hell is peter?”
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When someone says something that reminds you of something that is currently making you sad, and you reply “I don’t want to talk about it” but most of the times they reply with “can you please tell me?”
This often leads to people just saying “I’m fine” instead of expressing their true feelings.
Person 1: I heard you broke up with zack. I also heard that they shut down the chipotle near your house. And your dog died. Are you okay?
Person 2: I don’t want to talk about it.
Person 1: please tell me?!
Person 2: wtf.
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The best YouTube show, it’s free it’s great and if you didn’t watch it yet. Go get help and then watch it :)
Person 1: did you watch don’t hug me I’m scared
Person2: No
Person 1: we can’t be friends anymore
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When the guy your hooking up with won’t use a condom or when your boyfriend wants to get you preggers, but you’re not ready for snotty nosed kids.
I think he wanted to get me pregnant! I only wanted his dick not his kid.. so I said “don’t be a fool wrap your tool!”