The epitome of cool and/or extreme.
"Kim Jong-un's fashion sense is wonky-dong."
To hit someone quite hard in the penis area, aka the dong.
Did Aegean just get dong knocked?!?!
YES IT WAS AWESOME!!!
A sex act inspired by the documentary King of Kong.
Here's how it works...
You start banging a chick.
Just when she's about to get off, you have a friend bust into the room and announce "there's a potential Donkey Kong kill screen coming up if anyone's interested."
Then you pull out and leave the room acting all excited.
I pulled the "King of Dong" move on my girlfriend last night and now she's all pissed off at me. I guess she hasn't seen the movie or something.
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Iโm meet this girl named Susan, and the only thing I wanted from her was unlimited access to her Dong Dorm
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one who likes to makes dicks disappear. a magician of sorts who makes penises vanish in strange places like his mouth or butt.
"like.... holy crap, justin timerlake is so hot. i could totally go Dong Hider on him."
"yeah, too bad Gay Tee only sleeps with straight dudes."
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The various mucousal substances or liquids remaining on a penis after removal from a vagina.
When I withdrew my penis from her, it had a lot of dong sop on it.
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