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When you're at the office, and choose to go the good ol' #2ski on the clock because the company should pay you more, so you make money while you poo.
Example:
John - "Hey Larry, doin' your American Doody, eh?"
Larry - "Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time."
main: something so unbelievealbe that the only thing more unbelieveable would be getting slapped in the face with a handfull of poop
alt: a major insult - to signify you are full of crap or not worth shit
literal: getting hit/ hitting someone with a handful of poop, or getting hit by someone who has just used the bathroom without washing their hands
"dude did you hear what happened to shawrty?"
"yeah she got doodie slapped by her phone bill"
When one falls asleep/passes out while sitting on the toilet, dropping a duece.
Commonly due to extreme exhaustion or extreme intoxication.
"Dude, come check out Paul. He's passed out on the toilet with his pants around his ankles. What a drunk ass!"
"Someone get a picture of that Sleeping Doody."
A doodis is a ignorant, stubborn butthole if you will. A doodis will get on your ever loving nerves until you shut em up with this slang term.
Friend 1: I hate your face!
X Friend 2: Well your stupid!
X Friend 1: Your a DOODIS!
One of the two most funniest words put together in the English Dictionary. (if used properly)
(funny)
1) You fucking poop doodie ass bitch.
2) I need to take a pood doodie.
The feeling or sensation you get before you take a dump.
After eating a particularly spicy bowl of chili, Bob stood up and gave his wife a knowing wink. He was headed to the bathroom. The Doodie Tingles told him it was time to put in work.