When you're at the office, and choose to go the good ol' #2ski on the clock because the company should pay you more, so you make money while you poo.
Example:
John - "Hey Larry, doin' your American Doody, eh?"
Larry - "Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time."
main: something so unbelievealbe that the only thing more unbelieveable would be getting slapped in the face with a handfull of poop
alt: a major insult - to signify you are full of crap or not worth shit
literal: getting hit/ hitting someone with a handful of poop, or getting hit by someone who has just used the bathroom without washing their hands
"dude did you hear what happened to shawrty?"
"yeah she got doodie slapped by her phone bill"
When you're tongue-punching your partner's chocolate starfish and the tip of your tongue taps the end of a turd.
I was face down in my girl's hind end when suddenly, Howdy Doody!
Somewhat redundant term for feces. Used by children or facetiously by adults. May serve as a noun or an interjection.
Fudge doody smeared down the side of the toilet when I flushed.
Fudge doody! I left my rubbers in the glovebox.
Just poop in its detective uniform.
Hey Detective Shit!Have you seen the Doodie?