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American Doody

When you're at the office, and choose to go the good ol' #2ski on the clock because the company should pay you more, so you make money while you poo.

Example:
John - "Hey Larry, doin' your American Doody, eh?"
Larry - "Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time."

by RoseColoredChaos November 14, 2022


Doodie Slapped

main: something so unbelievealbe that the only thing more unbelieveable would be getting slapped in the face with a handfull of poop

alt: a major insult - to signify you are full of crap or not worth shit

literal: getting hit/ hitting someone with a handful of poop, or getting hit by someone who has just used the bathroom without washing their hands

"dude did you hear what happened to shawrty?"
"yeah she got doodie slapped by her phone bill"

by arj1n3d May 26, 2008


Howdy Doody

When you're tongue-punching your partner's chocolate starfish and the tip of your tongue taps the end of a turd.

I was face down in my girl's hind end when suddenly, Howdy Doody!

by QCPhotoPro September 10, 2021


doody hands

hands which smell of doody.

warren duff, that guy has doody hands!

by jon inaba December 2, 2007


Doody Side

when you fuck up a picture

shit Lauren, you doody sided my picture

by Doody Side August 31, 2022


fudge doody

Somewhat redundant term for feces. Used by children or facetiously by adults. May serve as a noun or an interjection.

Fudge doody smeared down the side of the toilet when I flushed.

Fudge doody! I left my rubbers in the glovebox.

by mr pinky May 31, 2007


Doodie

Just poop in its detective uniform.

Hey Detective Shit!Have you seen the Doodie?

by DoodieKing63 February 13, 2020