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Dork

Did you seriously just look up dork? You are a dork go looking this up!

I can't get over why you would look up dork. Just look in the mirror.

by DaBossBro128 November 1, 2015

3πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Dork

A person who is obsessed with their image (whether it's trying to be a nerd or a hipster) and comes off as socially awkward and violent. Pretends to be smart but is actually failing all their tests. Or pretends to be stupid, but is actually a genius except they're failing all their tests on purpose. If not in school, they are probably pretending to have a job and a band and a life but are actually living in their parents' house and surviving off of thai food and crappy video games from the 90s. Basically, somebody who is trying to be something they're not and are socially excluded because of that.

Dork 1: Hey, I got 100% on my math test! Damn it, I'm such a nerd.
Dork 2: Dude, you cheated off my paper. I'm smarter than you. You can see from my glasses.
Dork 1: But they don't have any lenses.
Dork 2: How about a game of Viva PiΓ±ata?

by intellectuals read vogue March 30, 2009

4πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Dork

a dork is someone that people consider to be:
a. nerdy
b. smart
c. unattractive

"You got an A on that test, gosh you're such a dork!"

by Amanda P. May 20, 2004

7πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


dorked

Describes a beer that was left lying around at a party, sadly unfinished.

I was mad pissed at the people I was partying with, since they left way too many dorked beers at my house.

by Dewey July 14, 2004

3πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Dork

Circa 1965: The original dork was derived from the combining of two words.. dick and York. It was derived from a young woman whose last name was York who had a healthy and frequent appetite for sex. It began as 'dick York" and later morfed to "dork" to describe the act. It was also referred to "dorking". The young men that she favored soon become known as Dorks. I know this is true because I was one of the original Dork's and believe it was I who first used this term.

Who wants to go dork?

by Bonobojean February 10, 2017

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Dork

dork to me means a good kisser

My boyfriend david is such a dork

by Alicia Berry May 14, 2004

22πŸ‘ 163πŸ‘Ž


Dork

A whales penis

I seen a dork in the ocean.

by Chelsey brooks August 17, 2015

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