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A refreshing carbonated beverage. Best of its kind
"Ay you got any dr. perky in the fridge"
"Nah we all out, there mountain lion tho"
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A man who is an absolute menace to society, he is gang affiliated and his favorite sex position is reverse frosty lumberjack and he also is a doctor who specializes in abortions
Avoid Dr. Jinjie, that man beat the absolute fuck out of that boy kevin and raped his dog
Someone who tries to be a peacemaker in an arguement but ends up making it worse. To really hit the head on the nail, this person could be a complete wanker who got famous off of Oprah and has looked like the same pedophile for literally his entire life
I was arguing with my friend about whether water is wet or not and Dr. Phil decided to come over and “resolve” the problem. Instead, my friend has a black eye and a restraining order against me.
A equally powerful and refreshing drink made from Admiral Nelson's Spiced Rum mixed with the classic American soft drink Dr Pepper.
Steve: "It's been a long day, I think I'll make myself a Dr Nelson."
Someone who has reached the absolute highest level of "one upping" or topping someone else. Only true masters of this quality, which are far a few between, acheive the prestigious title.
As Dr. Topper was in his Platinum Edition rig; checkin the weight on my new gold chain; he glaced at his rolex and noticed he better get infront of his 70" inch TV because a Kojak marathon was starting in 5 min.
Someone who is hopelessly un-hip & out of date.
Phil: Hey Norm, I'm thinking of getting tickets for the Stevie Ray Vaughn concert for me & my 20 year old g/f.
Norm: Hey Dr. Yesterday, I think she'd rather go to to see Gwen Stefani. Plus, just so you know, Stevie Ray Vaughn's been dead for like 15 years, cockhead.
Phil: Oh...
Taking the original stranger to the next level and particularly applicable to Marvel fans.
You will need a piece of red cloth or cloak to symbolise the cloak of levitation.
Lean on your arm until completely numb as you normally would when attempting a stranger.
Once numb, fully wrap your hand in the "cloak of levitation" and begin the deed.
As in the Dr Strange film, it will seem the cloak is very helpful in these dangerous situations and will navigate you and yours to safety.
Upon completion simply discard the offending cloak/cloth and blame the multiverse.
Dr Strange: Horny AF I am but the ol' digits aren't quite able to grasp the big fella just yet. Any chance cloaky?
Cloak of levitation: *wrap and whack. I am the Dr Stranger