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A magical monster that is feared by fucking everyone. satin sit himself when it appeared. it is evreywhere and anywhere you cant escape its stone cold grip of death. it is a stone like dragon figure from a distance but up close it turns invisable and disappears into the far east.
ohhh fuck its the Stone Dragon!!!!!!
Everyone run for your life its the Stone Dragon!!!!
Hey my boyfriend just broke up with me for some ugly skank he's such a douche dragon.
When your high is so intense you finally catch the magical dragon you've been chasing. Upon catching this mystical beast, many are not able to come back to the physical world and die.
"Johnnys off trying to catch the dragon"
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Kwon Ji-yong, also known by his stage name G-Dragon, is a South Korean rapper, singer-songwriter, record producer, entrepreneur and fashion designer, dubbed as the "King of K-pop".
He is "ONE OF A KIND" artist in whole world.
G-Dragon has the best stage presence in K-pop no one comes close to him and Bigbang
Have you heard of the king of K-pop G-Dragon?
When you eat food that is too hot, so the person is breathing quickly to try and cool down the scalding food that is in their mouth, in which they would look like a retarded dragon.
Yo man, did you see me just now? Those pizza rolls were so hot I looked like I was a retarded dragon.
In April 2018, the rapper Kanye West gave definition to a part of life that has eluded philosophers for years. Dragon energy is a combination of confidence, charisma, and leadership that only few people in a generation possess. Dragon energy gives the possessor the ability to dominate in any field of their choosing, from art to politics to technology to war. It is generally agreed that Henry Ford, Steve Jobs, Walt Disney, and Ghengis Kahn were gifted with Dragon Energy. Many agree that the 45th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump and Kanye Omari West also possess dragon energy- however only time can fully reveal the true possessors of dragon energy. Most modern philosophers agreee that the consumption of soy forever destroys any particle of dragon energy in tbe spirit.
“Honey, we’re having a boy!”
“Lord, bless my son with Dragon Energy. Give him the strength to transcend death and storm across the pages of history.”
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When an older innocent looking lady is the head of a corporation. Although she appears innocent she is really cold blooded and breathes fire.
Adam: "I love the owner of that company, she is so nice."
Clint: "No man...thats a Dragon with a Briefcase!!'
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