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When you feel like you are trying to shit a bowling ball covered in glass shards out your ass. A result of severe dehydration and poor diet.
No more keg parties braaaaahhh. My ass can't handle the dry crusters any more
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2. The Art of being able to masturbate oneself to the point of orgasm but stop short of ejaculation.
oh bother I can't find any tissues never mind I'll treat myself to a Dry Wank
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Having so much sexual activity that your balls are drained of sperm.
John: 'Did you have sex with that girl last night?'
Phil: 'Yeah, my balls have been milked dry!'
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A smokeless, spitless tobacco. An alternative to cigarettes when they are not allowed in public. Or alternative to dip. A form of tobacco which requires spitting.
I couldn't smoke at the restaurant so I packed some skoal dry.
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The rubbing of ones hard on and another's vagina while wearing clothing which results in orgasm.
I dry humped my boyfriend last night and made the truck shake.
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To have sex, but with your clothes on, usually a male to a female. The male rubs his hard cock over a female's vagina. He humps her until she cums or he cums or both.
Safe sex.
Feels really good.
Tom: Hey, Mindy. Whatcha doing tonight?
Mindy: Nothing. What are you thinking about?
Tom: Wanna hang out behind the school tonight?
Mindy: Sure, babe.
Later That Night
Tom: Man, you're feeling wet. *rubs her pussy while kissing her*
Mindy: Faster! *kisses back*
Tom: *proceeds to dry hump faster and harder, his boner jabbing her pussy*
Mindy: Mmm, this is almost as good as sex! *smiles and leads him to her car where they begin to have hard, passionate sex*
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Masturbation without the aid of lubrication. Can be done anytime, anywhere.
If yer a man with a hand, and it can reach yer schlong, yer never far from
a good ol' dry spank
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