Dutch Roulette

1. An option offered by some drug dealers and, in Dutch Coffeeshops, where a customer buys a bag or rolled cigarette of a random strain of marijuana and in some cases hard drugs like cocaine, amphetamines or heroin.

2. A game where several rolled cigarette with random doses are given to players, which are then smoked by themselves only for the thrill of an unexpected effect.

1. Customer: "What can you recommend?"
Shopkeeper: "Well if you're looking for a fun afternoon I'd say you should get a Dutch Roulette!"

2. Thomas: "Hey have you spoken with Lauren lately?"
Simon: "No, I heard she's whoring her ass after getting addicted to cocain at that Dutch Roulette last month"

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Dutch Shotgun

Sexual act; Putting your mouth to anothers anus creating an airtight seal, the other person farts into your mouth which you seal into your mouth disconnecting from the anus. You bring the mouth full of fart back to the persons face and shotgun it into their mouth.

"You should never do a Dutch Shotgun"

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Dutch Wink

The act of a woman opening or crossing her legs whilst wearing no underwear and thus revealing her front bottom for a brief second.

I love the scene in Basic Instinct with Sharon Stone being interrogated where she give us a dutch wink.

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Dutch courage

Alcohol induced self-confidence

Getting home at 4am drunk and stinking of cheap perfume, slapping
your girlfriend on the arse and whispering "You’re next, Bitch."

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Dutch Master

A dutch master is primary used to roll gods greatest gift into a beautiful work of art.

Max bought a "Dutch Master" to roll the B-L-U-N-T

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Vanilla Dutch

This is actully a real item, some people think it is a ghetto term for Palma Dutch, But in fact the palma dutch is a natural vanilla flavored cigar.

I need a vanilla dutch

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dutch longboat

Variation of the dutch rudder, in which 3 or more people link arms while each man in the group holds on to his own penis. Everyone in the chain then moves their arms up and down, causing each man's hand to stroke his penis under other people's control.

"Hey, how was the orgy last night?"
"Kinda slow at first, but then someone suggested we start a dutch longboat, and that got everyone loosened up."

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