Random
Source Code
Random
dylan is a fag. has a girl but could never get in that pussy. smells like booty cheeks. likes to say wat do u meeeeeean???
cum is getting white, cum is getting cold, that's how you already know, it happened last night, dylan was in bed while ella was given me head. didn't mean to fuck her she caught me by surprise, i reloaded my penis cocked it back and pumped her twice to the rhythm of murder on my mind
9👍 7👎
Is an amazing friend that will always be there for you in your time of need
Funny and charming to say the least
Knows how to make a girl feel special
Has the biggest heart I know. Always willing to let people in.
Thank you Dylan for everything you do for me
14👍 13👎
The gayest peice of shiitake anyone has ever met. If u met one you would have been like OMg what a fag just so you know Dylan is a fag and a retard he spanks dudes
Dylan is gay
42👍 50👎
Dylan is one of the most amazing friends you could ever have in the history of anyone ever. He is cute, funny, loyal, forgiving and he will always listen to you no matter what you say. If you have a Dylan in your life, you either like him as a friend, love him as more than a friend, or you like/love him and he knows but it's so complicated you can't even ever even... He is hardly ever taken seriously because of his hilarious personality, but YOU take him seriously half of the time because you understand him more than you think. You hope he will always be there for you forever and always even though you know he doesn't like you back.
"I have a question for you Dylan. WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME DYLAN BAE LLAMA?!"
4👍 2👎
Dylan can be an extremely terrible people. He will trick and manipulate you in every situation. He never takes responsibility for his actions and will always make himself the victim. He spreads gossip and starts drama, even though he says he doesn’t. He’s not very smart and is especially bad at biology. None of the teachers like him because he sings obnoxiously loud in class trying to seem funny. No one in his group likes him and they all talk bad about him behind his back. Everyone is embarrassed to be associated with him. Eventually he burns the bridges to all his friendships and once he hits his 20s he will be completely alone.
Boy: hey are u friends with that Dylan K kid??
One of Dylan’s friends: nah I don’t really know him he’s kinda weird
4👍 2👎