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an old alien who is obviously a pervert and needs to be put up somewhere because ain’t no one want his long a— fingers anywhere near they face. who knows where that’s been.
Elon's Twitter
Refers to Twitter after it was bought by Elon Musk
ET is way better than old Twitter
After a gentle alien becomes stranded on Earth, the being is discovered and befriended by a young boy named Elliott (Henry Thomas). Bringing the extraterrestrial into his suburban California house, Elliott introduces E.T., as the alien is dubbed, to his brother and his little sister, Gertie (Drew Barrymore), and the children decide to keep its existence a secret. Soon, however, E.T. falls ill, resulting in government intervention and a dire situation for both Elliott and the alien.
Release date: June 11, 1982 (USA)
Director: Steven Spielberg
Starring: Dee Wallace; Henry Thomas; Peter Coyote; Robert MacNaughton; Drew Barrymore
Music by: John Williams
Box office: $792.9 million
Written by: Melissa Mathison
When you’re fingering a butthole and you touch the tip of a hard turd.
Have you ever ET’d anyone?
Man, I was fingering Avery’s ass and I touched the tip of a turd waiting to go home.
Extra terrestrial.. meaning if someone calls you ET it means your extraterrestrial in weirdness
Cobie: “have you ever put your controller on your wang and see if it vibrates.”
Me: Nahhh that’s ET
ET is something that it’s so weird it’s extraterrestrial. Like if someone says something “sus” it would count as et.
If you say “ I like feet “ you’re et