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ear monocle

a radio headset for only one ear which usually comes with a lanyard, most likely to be seen at tennis tournaments.

With his eyes fixed on his favorite player in a dramatic match on Centre Court, the tennis fan listened to tournament radio with his ear monocle to hear updates on how her rival was faring on the other side of the grounds.

by olympic1896 March 12, 2019


cell ear

a red and swollen ear on only one side of the head - from holding a stupid cell phone up to it all day long.

I had to start using my speakerphone because my cell ear got so bad.

by tanker177 January 27, 2011


ear boned

The action of one who gets fucked in the ear.

Hey Jack, get that dog away from your head before you get ear boned.

by Cheri cox December 21, 2017


brown ear

to brown ear someone is to talk shit
thus the word brown

when used like below you are suggesting the person you are saying it to is talking shit

in other words bollocks

"don't go giving me brown ear"

"don't go brown earring me"

"why is you giving me brown ear?"

by Dominic Coleman October 2, 2006


Ear Fly

That annoying ring in your ear when everything is dead silent.

Man, I crash after the concert last night and I had such an Ear Fly.

by Dranon Von Ryle September 7, 2011


Walmart ears

A phenomenon that arises from using cheap-ass headphones from Walmart. The black foam padding on these Chinese made pieces of shit breaks down over time and leaves a dirty looking,black residue on the unsuspecting user's ears.

Look at that joker. He's either a coal miner or has a bad case of Walmart ears.

by wolfbait51 May 25, 2011


Ear Leverage

When you grab the ears of a catgirl and use her face as a fleshlight

“hey bro, is that your catgirl?”
“sure is”
“can i ear leverage her”
“sure man anything for my homie

by sexsecsfun69 November 6, 2020