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Basically a lifeless vampire that brain washes 13 year old girls into thinking hes real. And he sparkles, but only in the sunlight.
Edward: I'm Edward Cullen and I sparkle in the sunlight.
Jacob: bark bark.
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The Main character of the hit anime/manga Full Metal Alchemist. He travels with his Brother Alphones Elric to find the philosifers stone. He lost his Leg when trying to appempt Human Transmutation, one of the greatest sins in Alchemy. Later when he transmusted his brothers body into a peice of armor lost his arm. Doesnt like to be teased about his hieght.
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When someone who you thought was great extremely lets you down.
"I thought my date with Kevin was really great, but he John Edwards me!"
"That movie was supposed to be awesome, but it totally turned out to be a John Edwards."
"I sure hope the future president doesn't John Edwards us."
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A fictional character in Stephenie Meyer's novel series Twilight. He is a vampire with the ability to read minds with the exception of Bella Swan.
Not only is he the world's oldest virgin, he is also the world's oldest pedophile.
Many girls within the 12-15 age range, are infatuated with him, and have created this need for the "perfect" boy whom also happens to be a vampire. Once they realize that no such boy exist, they start to believe that Edawrd Cullen is real, and read the book more than 2 times, to help push the idea further, along with their insanity.
Beth - OMG!!!!!! I am TOTALLY going to marry EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!!!!! We are TOTALLY made for each other!!!!!!!!!
Allie - You're in love with a guy who doesn't even EXIST? Have fun trying to marry your book....
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a game, similar to amy winehands, in which the players tape 2 litre bottles of cider to their hands and
are not permitted to remove the bottles until they have been completely drunk.
Guy 1: Fancy a game of Edward Ciderhands tonite?
Guy 2: I'll get the Strongbow.
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A creepy, 108-year-old virgin pedophile who stalks a girl with less personality than a rock, invented by Stephanie Meyer to brainwash preteen girls in her plan to controll the world.
For some obscure reason, Edward and his whole vampire group sparkle in the sunlight. This was illistrated in the weirdly popular movie, "Twilight," by a few specks of glitter and the tinkling of fairy bells.
Edward like to believe that he is a vampire, rather than a scary-looking insomniac with a blood fetish.
See also, stalker,gay,pedophile, creepy, and eunuch
Girl under the age and IQ of 15: "Edward Cullen is great! He's so romantic and protective!"
Girl in possession of braincells: "No. It's called pedophilia."
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A male in Stephenie Meyer's "Twilight" series.
Often the focus of female teenage trend-follower's wet dreams. How can they not? I mean... he goes into the sun and... SPARKLES! "Yum?"
Right, then.
Overall, a "perfect guy" made by a female writer that appeals heavily to young women or teens. The only reason that he makes me happy, is because it sets each and every fan girl up for a large amount of disappointment when they meet a real man.
Enjoy, Twilight fan-girls. Please be sure to write juicy comments.
P.S.: Please do use proper spelling and grammar when responding. It isn't nice to give people headaches.
My girlfriend is currently trying to remove my nipple for trying to post this entry on the fag, Edward Cullen.
Ow! My Edward Colon!
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