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A big black Jewish Nigger that calls kids a bowling ball but he looks like yoga ball and he takes fat 13 inch cocks in his butthole
Dude Tyler jones is such a Eli
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The briefest of inklings that all is not well. Things could still be turn out to be OK but usually get a shitload worse.
"Hey Jasper, I've just had a major ely dude, have you seen the hamster since I gave the tumble a whirl?"
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not wanted by anyone not suppose to be born and not worth being born and when older will have daddy issues and turn gay
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A sexy man with the best hair biggest dick ever what a lady’s man
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An annoying bitch who likes dreams of fuking girls.
Omg it's Eli
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Hottest kid ever. Best friends with Noah S
Has an amazing girlfriend who's name starts with R and her last name starts with J.He cares for her only. Coolest kid in your school.
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He is a small man typically gets hurt or hurts other he is a go kart scientist. An Elis is also known to get horribly drunk and start screaming references to rick and morty such as 'that was the hardest working liver in the galaxy morty, now its got a hole in it'. Sometimes if Elis is really drunk he starts to embrace his ture sexual orientation he loves to fuck men with out consent. Some say you can hear him fapping all night long. He also sings in a boys choir, if you asked him nicely he would probably become a castrati. Sometimes at the bar he gets drunk at he gets really horny because of this he is watching.
have come out of the closet yet 'Elis'? Do you still go to the gay bar Elis? Man that Elis guy is ugly. Elis is kinda good at meth.
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