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A expression used to comment on an growing epidemic in Western Society of men and women sleeping around and rejection of parenthood. Where simps spend the greater portion of the day indulging themselves in e-girls instead of seeking meaningful relationships.
E-girls subsequently feed off of these poor men and play the sexist card any time somebody criticizes them.
Furthermore, referencing the fact that women lose 90% of their eggs by age 30 and 97% of their eggs by 40.
That e-girl is going to be hit real hard by her late 20s and that empty egg carton
E-girl: IF YOU DO NOT DONATE YOU ARE LEECHING OFF OF MY SERVICES
Critic of E-girl Culture: Lol, empty egg carton
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An Empty Grammar Flex, or EGF, is when a user on a forum or comment thread attempts to gain leverage on other users by correcting the spelling and/or grammar of the other users in place of or in addition to focusing on content.
Example:
Man this guy just pulled an empty grammar flex on me on gearslutz, check it out...
Quote:
"Please, please kill the RCA cable. They're not really even called RCA cables. I don't even know what they're real names are. RCA's just a company, they' didn' invent this stupid unbalanced cable "
1- Please check your history before complaining; RCA did invent the connector used in "phono" cables. it was in the early 1940s.
2- please check your grammar; there is a difference between "they're" and "their".
To orgasm, nut, blow your load.
I have blue balls, I need to empty my balls!
I emptied my balls on her face!
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The empty parachute theory is when someone (can be boy or girl but is usually a girl in heterosexual relationships) dating a boy/girl feels that their being able to get said person shows that they are clearly destined for greater things (better people) so after a while they will dump said person and attempt to find someone else. After they are unsuccessful in finding/keeping a new relationship they will then attempt to go back to the first person, almost as if they had jumped off of a cliff when they broke up with them and now after realising they had no parachute (no chance with others) they are crawling back to the top of the cliff (Original person).
This theory is common in instances where the girl was shy but attractive and the boyfriend is average (or easily friend zone-able) but is friends with a lot of people. Once the girl has become part of his social group she might feel that she can do better and attempts to find others without realising that without dating said guy she doesn't have any sort of parachute and is back at square one (If not lower).
Tim: You know my ex Emerson who dumped me a month back? She asked me out.
Alexandra: Yeah obviously, it's the empty parachute theory, she thought getting you was good but thought she could get even luckier, don't waste your time.
Jacob: Michelle dumped Jim, I wonder why, they were so good together and he helped make her so many good friends.
Amy: Oh that's classical textbook empty Parachute theory. Wait 3 weeks and she will be begging for him back.
In middle management a person who thinks that they know what they are doing but in reality they have no clue of what is actually going on.
That guy thinks that he knows what he is doing but he is an empty set of Loafers.
A Wendy's bag in which is empty. This can be due to the fact that you ,or someone else ate what was inside in the Wendy's bag ,or thrown out what was giving in the Wendy's bag. This can be the case in other situations.
1. Me and my friend saw an empty Wendy's bag left on the floor.
2 . I shoved an empty Wendy's bag up my ass.
3 . there was no toilet around so I shat in a empty Wendy's bag.
someone who always is looking at the negative side of things. always finding what's bad in the situation instead of the good
she is always looking at the glass half empty