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This is a complicated, yet hilarious prank. First you will need a blindfold, 1 person, and 1 dumbass. You convince this dumbass that they cannot do a sit-up if you're pulling them down with a blindfold. When they're about to do a sit-up put the blindfold over them and have the other guy quietly step above the dumbass with his shorts down. When the dumbass starts doing a sit-up pull off the blindfold and they will end up with a face full of ass. Try this one, it's pretty damn funny.
Bob: After we did the English Ham on Todd (or English-Hammed him) he wouldn't go over to our parties anymore.
Steve: Hahaha, yeah, well Todd's a dumbass.
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A usually epic blowjob performed by a very sexy and kinky Englishwoman on an American male.
American Man: I'm so fuckin horny I could jerk right here.
Englishwoman: No need for you to wank love I'm gonna give you an English Sucker and swallow all of your American spunk.
American Man: Fuck Yea!
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(n.) Clothes or other material that need washing because they are stained from semen.
We took Brendt to the strip club for the first time the other night... needless to say, he left with a pant-load of English laundry.
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When you stick two fingers in her pussy and a thumb in the back door, which makes it look like the English power socket, with two power pins and one chunky ground pin.
Things were going well with Tiffany last night, until I tried the English plug.
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When a male reaches a state of sexual excitement while wearing shorts
Did you see Sean on the beach yesterday?
Yeah, there were a few fit birds in scantily clad bikinis and he clearly gave them an English salute
a weird mix between british english and absolute nonsense
i was talking to my friend michael and he started speaking loel english
person 1: nan sorcha ball flynt after one one landey spaff nan
person 2: what the fuck are you saying
person 3: he’s speaking loel english you twat
Getting utterly surprised by someone speaking perfect English. Usually comes while an English-speaker is immersed in a foreign culture, possibly in Asia, and in a vulnerable position. The shock of a bombing can cause temporary loss of bodily control, such as drooling or sphincter loss.
Johnny was the only non-Korean in the bar. He had to pee and he was starting the familiar dance. He racked his brain for the appropriate Korean phrase, when the bartender asked, "do you need to use the bathroom?" A dot of pee released. BAM! English bombed!
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