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When an individual lies or grossly exaggerates so often that it becomes difficult to determine whether what they're saying is true, a joke, or utterly false.
Originally coined by the YouTuber hbomberguy in his video "ROBLOX_OOF.mp3" while discussing the alleged lies of American video game music composer Tommy Tallarico.
"Jonathon's lies have been so profuse that his claim to have met the President with a picture of him posing Infront of a wax statue has crossed the Tallarico Event Horizon."
Saturday mornings at 0700am. Chatting absolute event drivel.
"man, dj smooth was full eventism this morning, chatting shit about picking djs as per"
noun
1. A small event
plural - eventities
Due to the chain of eventities that happened last Friday, I have come to the conclusion that partying is not for me.
n. the moment, typically with a toddler or small child, where all manic energy has been expended and seconds remain before a tantrum or nap occurs
Kid: "No thank you. I'm too tired for candy."
Mom: "Oh my, you've reached your exhaustion event horizon. Let's get you to bed."
Here's the refutation to the most recent one:
Hym "No, I am event 1 in a causal chain that lead directly to a byproduct and, therefore, have a non-0 contribution that deserves to be both recognized and compensated."
While conducting anal sex, the pressure buildup of digestive gasses are much stronger than the inserted object's (penis, butt plug, baseball bat, etc.) friction seal and increased so much from the repeated pumping and agitation, that it causes an outwardly explosion of digested mass - typically diarrhea and gasses - all over the anal sex participant and surrounding surfaces; evocating a similar result likened to Deepwater Horizon.
Yo man, I took Mary to Taco Bell last night then back to my place for some loving. We tried anal for the first time and idk wtf happened but one second she said "uh oh" and the next second her anus exploded multiple streams of diarrhea all over me, the bed, floor and dog - I don't know what else to call it other than a Deepwater Horizon Anal Fissure Event.
excuse used originally by a discord user called ''bleta'', used to cover brad phrasing.
Muffin, that was 2 isolated events!