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April 26 is the day when you like every Tik Tok you see no matter what it is! It takes 1 second to like so get liking!
Example -If you are scrolling through Tik Tok on April 26 AKA National Like Every Tik Tok Day, you have to like every video you see.
Something a person/people in a relationship do that is so unironically adorable and romantic that it’s almost like they’re calling you out for being a single loser in multiple different ways without ever directly addressing you.
Person 1: “I saw this couple walking down the sidewalk last night and the guy gave his girlfriend his jacket to put over her head so she wouldn’t get wet when it started to rain.”
Person 2: “Damn, that’s so cute.”
Person 1: “I know! This called me single in every language fr.”
Another way of saying , ‘There’s someone for everyone’; The key referring to the male genitalia and the hole referring to the female
‘Who the hell wants that?’
‘Well you know what they say, there’s a key for every hole… and some holes have a lot of keys.’
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Person 1: did you every saw a so fast dog?
Person 2: wut
The 30th of every month (if there is a 30th day) is hit, slap, throw, kick (you name it) short people day. On this day you are legally allowed and bound to abuse a person who is shorter than you.
Eyo, it's the 30th today, do you know what that means???
Yes! It's The 30th of every month!
"I'm conflating accusations with confessions... Like... Totally deliberately."
Shit-lib "Every accusation is a confession!"
Hym "No it isn't. Not when I'm doing it."