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A gas that is admitted from the butthole of a human and sometimes makes you throw up
Wow that fart smelled horrible
A weapon that everyone has that consists of a gust of wind that escapes your butthole. The bigger and stinkier, the better.
Geez, Grandpa Kip! Aim that fart the other way!
A game of chance one plays alone, or in a group. First one to shart, loses. Traditionnally, one finds themself embroiled in a game of Fart, Fart, Shart after dining on Chipotle or similar faire.
Kids play 'Duck, Duck, Goose.' Men play 'Fart, Fart, Shart'.
f. a. r. t.
foul aired rectal transmission
Fart, that is F, A, R, T. Spell it, don't smell it.
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Can be used as a flamethrower if you put a lighter in front of your ass and let it blow.
(Kenny farts while holding a lighter in front of his ass and burst into flames)
OMG! You killed Kenny!
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A Term Meaning Old Person Or One Of Old Age
"dude, did you see that old fart?"
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"Damn Kelmo! You fart smells like something crawled up in you and died"
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