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A "sport" played in middle school gym classes and the special Olympics. No really, look it up.
"They're doing floor hockey in gym, I wish I had a broken ankle or something"
the act of two or more men slapping their cocks together.
hey terry, wanna go upstairs and play a few rounds of wood hockey?
Use this when you want to call B.S. on something someone says ( useful in a work environment ). It's a combination of "bull shit" and the phrase "horse hockey" ( which also means "nonsense" ).
I'm sorry but what you're saying is just bull hockey.
When you are French kissing a partner and hook ice cubes out of their mouth into yours.
Person 1: How's your new girlfriend?
Person 2: Great. We played ice hockey last night.
Hot af, as long as they don't have a mullet
Bestie: "Hockey boys are so hot"
Me: " True, but most of them have ugly ass mullets"
when you’re in the gym shower and guys are smacking their penises against other guys testicles, as the dick is the stick and the loins are the puck
rodney: bro i heard you and coach have been playing fruit hockey
horace: only a lil bit my jit
Making the ugly girl your about to have sex with put on a hockey jersey and nothing else. So during you can pull the jersey over her head like in a hockey fight and go to town.
Chase: I heard you slept with that girl with the screwed up nose?
Kyle: Haha ya I didn't notice it, i had a hockey fight with her.
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