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Asian kid:"Mom, I asian failed my test"
Asian mom: "what did you get?"
Asian kid: "An 88"
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A failed abortion is someone who is so detestable, it should have been noticed before they were born and dealt with.
For some reason, they held on...
"He did what? Man, he's such a failed abortion."
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Someone who is worthless. A waste of space. A horrible human being.
Person A: I just got a phone call from that meth addict Joe Gaddis.
Person B: He's such a sperm fail.
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When something can be seen to be a total failure
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To fail so bad that it rewrites history, kills people, kills untold numbers of animals, and devastates regions. To fail more spectacularly than if you had tried really hard to fail in the first place. See Chernobyl.
That guy ran his truck off a bridge on I-95. Traffic was snarled all day but he didn't pull off a BP Fail.
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To hurry through an exam in a subject you don't care enough about to have studied for and thus don't know anything about.
Bucky: Dude, how did you approach the essay on Keynesian economics?
Squealer: Fail and bail, man.
A panda that cannot succeed, said about a person that fails in an epic manner. Inability to complete a task.
Glen- "Kaleb just busted his ass snowboarding"
Pete- "Yeah, what a fail panda!"