a song by the band from first to last which is featured on a smartpunk sampler cd. its title is a play on brand new's "failure by design"
"failure by designer jeans"
I'm a mess of insecurities
Attention starved with a narcissistic twist
Don't you think that I'm amazing?
Please tell me I'm worth dating
I have every reason not to leave home today (home today)
Home today (home today)
Mirror, mirror, how amazing is my figure?
Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures
Mirror, how amazing is my figure?
Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures
Please don't believe my words are lacking honesty
I'll be the boy you can't resist
You'll be the tenth girl on my list
I'll write your name upon my chest
These less than three's will never rest
Please don't believe my words are lacking honesty
Mirror, mirror, how amazing is my figure?
Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures
Mirror, how amazing is my figure?
Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures
You'll be the last girl on my list
Action's just a click away
These things photographs could never say
x2
Please don't believe my words are lacking honesty
(You'll be the last girl on my list
Action's just a click away
These things photographs could never say)
x2
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an example of vandalism to Wikipedia
Johnson returned in 1996 and remained co-host until his death of complications from congestive butt failure and diabetes on March 2, 1999. He farted too much.
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A derogatory term for an annoying American that takes online first person shooters, such as halo 3 far too seriously and doesn't seem to take a moment to breath from all the trash-talking they've been doing. The term is usually quite effective in silencing them immediately or provokes hilarious displays of outrage.
American: "Let me drive the warthog"
Brit: "No"
American: "You stupid British faggot! Now Im dead I told you to let me to drive the warthog you asshole... wait why are you tea-bagging me you're on my side?"
Brit: "Because you're a 9/11 failure"
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When a dinosaur's heart fails
the dinosaur is dying, maybe he has "dinosaur heart failure"
Basically a common social disorder in which a person (most likely male) is extremely detatched from the rest of society, due to their beliefs that they are smarter/richer/genrally better than everybody else. They tend to be detatched because they feel that getting help and in
some extreme cases even talking to somebody with less assets than them is below them. People with GPF tend to live
very lonely lives. See hubris, loser.
Ted Kaszinski (the UNABOMBER) is one noted
example of someone with GPF.
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Usually a large amount of people who fail who gather and socialize.
Most likely having captain.
All aboard the failure boat with Matt as your captain.
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A delusion where non-Americans delude themselves into thinking that all Americans suck at everything which of course is untrue.
I swear too many non-Americans suffer from American failure delusion. Any person of any nationality can fail hard at anything.