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the fast and the penisless

A derogatory term referring to anyone who owns a tuner/street racer to over-compensate for a lack of something else, as in a small penis. Pun on the unfortunately blockbuster hit film series The Fast and the Furious.

Mike: Dude, do you see those street racers out there? Nice.

Steve: Yeah, but it's the Fast and the Penisless. Those guys got nothing else to be proud about.

by James Myrick September 24, 2007

16๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fast Eddie

HELLO... A Tie dyed "rainbow warrior" often seen anywhere hippies congregate. Commonly seen with a white haired Santa looking hippie collecting roaches from one of many "young bucks" or asking them to drive whatever disgusting box on wheels happens to be carrying them across the country. Can be heard saying such phrases as "Hey young buck, how much money do you owe me?", "Family Fluff", or "Good doses make you fall asleep."

See also Feddie Eddie

Did you hear what Fast Eddie made Wyatt do at the rainbow gathering?

by Pu-pu-pu-puddles June 25, 2010

42๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fast hands

Someone who can jerk his dick off at extreme speeds

Emma: wow u jerk so fast with your lefty
George: yeah, because I got those fast hands buddy

by George_Savage October 5, 2015

17๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fast Fooding

After meansing (smoking marijuana) One would drive with his buddies to various fast food restaurants, usually more than one and munch down on some dank food.

Yo Adam man u wanna smoke this blunt and then go fast fooding?

by marky means July 7, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fast Eddie

The result of either a)richuals b) shots c)chugging or d)a mixture of the above on one such individual widely known as Sooass. Usually accompanied by his accomplice 'Dick', Fast Eddie becomes red in the face, makes inappropriate comments to females in the vicinity, dances as if he's on speed, and wakes up in an unknown location usually with no memory of the night before.

Did you guys see Fast Eddie grabbing boobs, doing the robot, puking in the cab, ripping his clothes off and pouring drinks on himself? It was hilarious, I can't wait to party with Fast again.

by Dick November 22, 2004

45๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Fast Show

Ha. Hahah. Hahahah. Heee hee ha ha ha!

'Ha. Hahah. Hahahah. Heee hee ha ha ha!'

by Stephen W. Thomas November 10, 2004

17๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


stupid fast

Operating a vehicle so fast that there is almost no way to not get hurt in the process.

That guy wrecked because he was showing off! Yeah he was going stupid fast!

by Chad Adams October 8, 2006

18๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž