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When some asshole posts 50 pictures on Instagram simultaneously, forcing the rest of us to scroll for 20 minutes just to get past their crap.
Usually occurs because said asshole forgot that Facebook is where you go to upload full photo albums without hijacking everyone else's News Feed. Instagram neither supports nor condones this feature.
Proper Use: Upload an album of 50 to Facebook, pick the best 1 or 2 and put them on Instagram... then don't post for an hour.
Flooding the Feed is a serious violation, akin to being a horrible driver. Punishments include a technical foul, a possible fine, mass unfollowing, and frenemies talking shit behind your back.
Person #1: Why did you unfollow me on Instagram?
Person #2: Damn, 37 consecutive pics in 12 minutes?!? That's Flooding the Feed. Your 3rd offense gets you a lifetime ban. At least learn how to drip-feed that shit.
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The act of giving oral sex to a female.
Hey there sweetie, why dont you rap your legs around my neck and I'll wear you like a feed bag.
Im going out to the bar and find me a feed bag.
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When one produces stool in a toilet. After flushed, the waste ultimately is sent to the ocean and is eaten by sharks.
Let me call you back, Nacho. I have to feed the sharks.
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when women take out their boobs and let you suck milk out of them.
bob was breast feeding in a mall
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to finger-fuck a girl, aka give her a hand job, finger her, etc.
i pulled this well fit girl last night, and she let me feed the donkey
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'Feeding the bulldog' is used in the business world to have enough revenue to meet expenses.
Good intentions don't feed the bulldog.
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Another way for saying to excrete feces from one's anus. An expression invented by me, which provides the analogy of a toilet eating feces, which is what happens when you flush.
"BRB, I needa feed the toilet, hes getting hungry.
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