Two Figs Short of a Goose

An archaic euphemism for a homosexual individual. Commonly eluding to effeminate behavior.

"Did you see steve wearing eyeliner?"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"

Talking Fig

Something with lots of sexual experience

Person 1: I have sexual experience

Person 2: man you’re like a talking fig

Co-fig

Confused or confusing (can be used both ways). Puzzled.

"This movie is really co-fig."

White line Yellow Fig

The dermatology of skin found in a veiny stomach.

Habilitation: “Wow your White line Yellow fig is huge since I let you in skin room first!”

Dried Fig

the most disgusting word in the world. 0/10 would not recommend using as the name of a color

dried fig is gross I don't want this backpack called dried fig

Fig

a little nonce that needs to be clarted

that lanky bloke over there's an absolute fig

FIG

Fitt Irish Ginger

Damn, did you see that FIG? She smokin'!