piss flaps

A part of the female external genitalia, pussy lips

Lick your ma's piss flaps yuh cunt!!!

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Ass flap

When a rogue bit of toilet roll gets stuck to your sphincter during wiping.

It was a textbook turd until I snagged an ass flap.

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pastrami flaps

Another term for saggy pussy lips, synonomous with the ever-popular phrase "beef curtains".

Sara had such big pastrami flaps that when she walked they made a clapping sound.

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Cat Flaps

an affectionate name for a vagina

I licked her cat flaps all night

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Flap Slap

The Flap slap is the female equivalent of a cock slap.

She stands over her partner when he is asleep and slaps him round the face with her fanny flaps.

' When Brad was asleep I stood over him and flap slapped him good!'

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flap of skin

a flap of skin is a large piece of really thick skin that is in place of someones genitals and can be used as a means to cool people down by waking there flap of skin about, mostly found on males who watch animee and like to shove rats up there arse and then eat them.

oh my god did you see ronan shoving rats up his arse while liking his flap of skin.

yeh it was disgusting, it made me want to cut my face.

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shit flap

a pretty self explanitary and bizarre word i heard on david firth's fat-pie.com this guy is a genius

ur such a fucking SHIT FLAP!

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