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flapjack

A stupid person

"you don't know what two squared is? You utter flapjack"

by Donaugustine March 22, 2016


flapjack

When a man shits on woman's chest and she squishes it between her breasts and eats it.

Person 1: DUDE I totally gave that girl a flapjack! Person 2: Your fucked in the head!

by KrazyLuke360 December 12, 2010


Flapjack

Corporate cocktwaddle used by lower middle management in a passive aggressive manner, trying to convey an image of bringing ideas together - generally talking shite using words they don’t understand but have overheard whilst thrapping one out in the bogs.

Lets flapjack the shit out of that idea!!! If you don’t lay an egg on it by close of play your cock is on the block!!!

by William Large Balls July 5, 2018


Flapjacks

A mixture of flour and eggs made into a delicious, fluffy, circle shaped food.

Usually had on Saturday or Sunday morning with maple syrup.

"Dude, want to come over tonight? My mom's gonna make flapjacks in the morning!"

by Pancakes>Flapjacks April 1, 2019


flapjack

british pancakes or a cartoon character made by Cartoon Network by thurop van orman

these flapjacks taste delicious
the marvelous misadventure of flapjack is a cancelled show

by AHHGHHGASUDA July 1, 2023


Flapjack

An insult. Used to say "loser" or "chach".

"Hey flapjack, get outta my way before I pound your face into the dumpster outback."

by Synjin the Skeleton May 1, 2017


flapjack

When you fuck a girl in her fat rolls.

Well I'm saving for marriage but I'll give you a flapjack instead. What does that mean? You know when I jack you off with my stomach rolls.

by DaFlapJacker December 9, 2015