Food Karma

Picking up the full share of what would normally be a split bill for a meal, only to have the other person pick up the bill at a later date. Fully appropriate when in a pinch for cash and you are still hungry.

That cheap bastard Dan couldn't pay for his pizza logs, well food karma is a bitch and he'll be paying for my drinks next week.

Cafeteria Food

Just lower your expectations while your at it.

I would rather eat from the garbage can from a McDonald's than eat Cafeteria Food.

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spicy food

any food that creates a 8.8 magnitude shit earthquake when you are on the toilet

Person 1: Fuck, I just ate so much spicy food
Person 2: Better fortify your house for the next few days

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food baby

You ate so much, you feel as if you're pregnant. Also, your stomach sticks out massively.

Dude, I ate so much I have a food baby!

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dog food

Slang for brown rock heroin

I overheard some guys talking about how killer the "dog food" was, well five minutes later I saw them get carried off by twelve.

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Cafeteria Food

When you cant tell the difference between shit and the food on the plate, and your friend is still eating it.

Friend has Cafeteria Food on their plate that looks like real shit.

You ask them what it is

They say its food.

Then you say: "You have mistaken shit for food."

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food battle

A annual challenge video between Anthony Padilla and Ian Hecox to see who's food can do more everyday tasks than the other. Ian always has the usual "Pink Frosted Sprinkle Doughnut", while Anthony has a variety of foods like Churros, Toketos, Chili Peppers, etc. Food Battle has been going on since 2006 to this day.

Steve: "Have you seen Food Battle 2013?"
Notch: "Of course, It's a genius series of videos!"
*watches food battle*