A now ex-girlfriend left in the snow naked and unconscious due to being roofied with a steaming pile of shit on her chest.
That Boston Steamer in your yard brings back memories of beautiful winter days back home in Massachusetts. What a work of art, a borderline masterpiece. I like how you threw in that Dirty Sanchez to emphasize cultural diversity.
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The act of having water in your mouth and blowing it into your partners penis
Let's go to the taco and have puffer give us a Boston blowhole.
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to say a rude comment to a girl from boston so she gasps and opens her mouth while you proceed to stick something in it.
mark- "girl your so fat"
Sherry- "gasp" =o
mark- " the Boston Opener.... works every time"
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A women performs oral services upon a males genitalia
Ol' girl straight had me on a Flight to Boston!
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BosΒ·ton LoneΒ·ly n. - An overly idealistic, formulaic, and by-the-books band that is futilely trying to get signed while having three overly zealous members, a horrendous lead singer, and an array of poorly constructed songs. They are currently on "tour" and are expected to disband within two years. All members are also hopelessly delusional. This is the kind of trash that ruins our Berklee School of Music.
"Boston Lonely" is an appropriate name, for members of said band will be lonely for a great amount of time.
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When a man takes a shit on a woman's chest in between her tits, and then proceeds to titty fuck her.
After Samuel took the shit on his girlfriend's chest, he placed his member on the shit and between her breats, and let her have it.
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Not a college, but a university and not located in Boston, but just outside. A prestigious Jesuit institution that has one of the most beautiful college campuses. It is very competitive, and is referred to as BC for short.
Student 1: I'm so excited I got into BC!
Student 2: Whatever...I'm going to Boston University.
Student 1: Really? Sucks to B.U.!
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