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A furnace used by glassblowers to heat pieces while working.
Larger pieces will often require many trips to the glory hole.
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After awaking with a massive erection, masturbate until near ejaculation. Then gently wake up your girlfriend, wife, or transient hooker and commence ejaculation in their barely open eyes.
Wife: Did you just..? Oh my God its everywhere, my eyes are burning! You asshole!
Husband: Behold the beauty of morning glory!
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Taken from the great Young Joc
- When you play with little balls or tiny pebbles and expect to get the job done when in reality everyone knows its not going to happen.
- If your a girl won't become famous.
Freddie: Let's down this boss!
Herbert: No nuts, no glory!
Yarmon: That Janice has no nuts, no glory.
Janice: Agreed
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Waking up to stiff wood after having had a recurring dream about a chick from highschool whom you couldn't get to fuck you.
That dream about (insert girl's name here) was great, but now I've got a morning glory.
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Goose Bumps experienced by religious people - causes include: religious fervor, visions, messages, spiritual experiences, anticipating the Rapture, signs of the Apocalypse, mutant cattle, etc...
I gots me some glory bumps in church today when the preacher told us the apocalypse is just days away!
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A football supporter who has jumped on the bandwagon of a currently successful club in order to bask in their reflected glory.
Particularly true of Manchester United supporters, due to the terrace chant,"Glory, glory, Man. United!" and the high proportion of its supporters with no real geographical, historical or familial allegiance to the club.
Manchester United and Liverpool supporters from London, the Home Counties and abroad are just glory boys
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Using the dreaded morning wood for good and masturbating first thing in the morning.
I hate having a morning wood, the only time it comes in handy is when I feel like having myself a quick "Morning Glory".
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