Grandma burn

A burn that comes straight from a grandmother. It originated from an episode of That 70's Show. The direct line is "That, my friend, was the greatly feared, but solemnly heard, Grandma burn."

-Look at this, Grandma!
-Oh, that's just, um, wonderful....?
-Dude, grandma burn!

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Sloppy Grandma

In beer pong, when you get a rerack, a sloppy grandma is simply a sideways triangle (using only 3 cups).

Hook us up with a sloppy grandma bro.

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Grandma Sue

a part of a phrase used to describe something bad or very slow.

oh my god this cake taste worse than grandma sue!

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bloody grandma

The sexual act of punching a girl in the face and knocking out her teeth, then forcing her to give you head with her bloody gums.

my bitch was mouthing off to me last night, so i gave the slut a bloody grandma.

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Banging Grandma

Smoking weed.

I'd rather be banging grandma

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DUMB grandma

A dumb hag that lives in your house and is stupid and stupid and she makes u mad so u will set fire and ya lol hahaha hshqhahahb no she’s stupid

Wow my dumb grandma is stupid a bad dumb rat jk jk I’m not kidding

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Grandma Currency

Grandma currency is what you get paid with when you do something for your grandma. It is usually 5-10 times the amount of money you would get if you were doing the same amount of work for anyone but your grandma.

It takes you an hour to cut your grandma's grass. You would probably get paid about 10 bucks an hour at a landscaping company for doing that, but because it's for your grandma, she pays you in Grandma Currency so she decides to give you 100 bucks for it.

You: Grandma, I'm done cutting your grass.

Grandma: Oh, thank you so much. Here's a little something for you for doing that for me.
(Hands you a fresh 100-dollar bill)

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