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1. Verb. To have sex
2. Noun. Something to yell out in the middle of math class.
Bertha and Tom stripped. Bertha smiled at his dick and started massaging it with her hands. He was hard as a rock so she switched to her mouth, and sucked his dick for a little bit by twirling her tongue around the head and the bobbing her head back and forth across the whole dick. She ended by blowing softly on the head, which caused tom to cum. She swallowed half of it and rubbed the other half all over him. He then returned the favor by fingering her and then eating her out. he collected as much cum as possible while fingering her and then massaged her boobs, spreading the cum all over them. He then grabbed handcuffs and locked her to the bed. He inserted his fully hard, foot long and two inches wide dick into her tight cunt. He felt her vagina tingling just from the four inches in her was. "OHH TOM DEEPER FASTER GO HARDER UHH BABY OHH" he pulled out and fingered her some more, and put the cum in her mouth. He got back in and banged her until they both orgasmed. She got out of the handcuffs and he got in them. She wasted no time. She wanted that bad boy in her. She got on top and put as much of the penis in her as she could. She humped him for ten minutes until it got completely in her. She continued to bang him until another orgasm occurred. After that tom fingered her some more and when pulling his hand out gave her a hot wax and then ate her out. They fucked once more, this time rolling over so both had a chance on top to grind and hump each other.
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Meaning "What the fuck?" See also WTF?, and huh?.
The fuck, man! Get that shit away from me!
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often an expression used for ones self. When you have done something wrong thats usually ve simple, I.e threading a needle in a hurry.
Miss one " ow bugger"
Miss two " fuck"
Miss three " fuck it"
miss four "fuckin ell"
(now your feelin stupid n time is gatting on)
(your thought- why am I so kin dull? you start to grin at your own stupidness))
Miss five "owwwwa Fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck" (grin)(try again!!)
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the ultimate word, can be used however many times in a sentence and will still be understood. Replaces any word. adds importance. sounds cool in names
person highly angered: fucking fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!
if you see this incident and saw what had happened this is an appropriate outburst.
oh shit = fuck
any adjective = fuck
person: he had a green shirt, it was cool
person 2: his green shirt was fucking cool
names:
Mikey Fucking Way
Oprah Fucking Winfrey
50 Fucking Cent
see sounds so much better
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A fucking transitional adjective, so fucking often used in fucking modern English that it should become a fucking part of speech.
There you fucking go.
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Being in love with two sisters
You are madly in love with the older sister but then you fall in love with her younger sister. You can't meet the older sister but you can date the younger one. That's Fucked!
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