funky bake

The gross sweaty feeling and odor one has when waking up in the morning after passing out drunk the night before with all their clothes on.

Funky because you stink; bake because it's hot as Hell.

Ashley: "I was so drunk last night"

Jess: "Ya, you totally were. Girl, why you stank so bad?

Ashley: "I passed out on my lawn at 3 AM and funky baked till 2 this afternoon."

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funky chicken

A dance move that is so offensive it is universaly banned in every country on Earth and Clayworld. The proper punishment for doing such a horrific act is the death penalty.

"Lets do the Funky Chicken!"

"No way! I don't want to die!"

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Popping it Funky

A spontaneous act of humor.

Jeff was popping it funky as he tweaked out on the dance floor.

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funki minted

something really really good

oooo them jeans are funki minted

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Funky Leaner

late model Cadillac or Lincoln or even crown Vic, driven with the driver leaning towards the middle of the car with loud funky music playing (i.e earth wind and fire)

not unlike the gangster lean

The cops pulled over that funky leaner on 8 mile

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funky blumpkin

The act of recieving a blumpkin while listening to disco music.

Man, that was one hell of a funky blumpkin.

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funky broth

The term can be used to describe diarrhea or a mixture of diarrhea and urine. It is usually very hot and smelly.

"Man, I had the runs and just dropped some funky broth in my pants! Gross!"

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