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John Glenn Westland

Home of the rockets! If you want to be hoed or heartbroken, this is the place to be! Our football team is the munchiest in the nation, and our cheer team follows along to make a perfect match! Everyone is ran through, people light blunts in the bathrooms/locker rooms , and dick is more free than the wigs pulled off in the multiple fights every week! Not to mention we’re the second to worst athletic school in the KLAA east division, after #WayneMemorial ofc! Most people who attend this school don’t know the difference of “your” and “you’re” but, hey, at least our girls bowling team won the state championship!

Boy1: wtddd where you from btc
Girl1: john glenn westland! ;)
Boy1: ah hell nah, when’s the last time y’all won a football game?
Girl1: idk :( those boys just need a little more support :(, can I make it up with some head? :(
Boy1: oh, you nasty rocket.

by Arealassbtc December 6, 2022


Glenn Bot List

The best bot list you can go on.

Hey have you heard of Glenn Bot List

by KieranTheFish March 8, 2020


Mary Glenn

Mary Glenn is usually the hottest girl in the grade even though she is super short. She usually will pick the bad boy of the grade to go out with even though she is a super good person.

Bad boy: Hey wait is that Mary Glenn over there she is so far away but she’s looking pretty cute

Bad boys friend: No that’s just cause she is so short she is actually right next to you

Mary Glenn: I guess bad boys like small girls

by Awesomedude4444 December 5, 2021


Lil Glenn

A very very very energetic boy who loves to play vid games .He kinda crazy

Hey lil glenn come play

by WASSUP FROM THA GHETTO March 11, 2016


Lil Glenn

A very very very energetic boy who loves to play vid games .He kinda crazy

Hey lil glenn come play

by WASSUP FROM THA GHETTO March 11, 2016


Lil Glenn

A very very very energetic boy who loves to play vid games .He kinda crazy

Hey lil glenn come play

by WASSUP FROM THA GHETTO March 11, 2016


Glenn’s Dick

(Adj.) nonexistent, does not exist

Remember women’s rights in the 1700s, they were Glenn’s Dick.”

“Has anyone ever seen Glenn’s Dick? Me neither!”

by Jackiechanskryptonite December 13, 2018