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The act of ramming a hot poker in your girl's ass while she licks your testicles. Then you perform a magic trick after she has passed out.
I am so fucking cool. I just pulled the Great Brandini!
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Person 1: Oh, the Great Bambino... I thought you said the... Great Bambi
Person 2: You mean that wimpy deer?
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A phrase used on one of the funniest shows anywhere, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! It can be used either when somebody truly does a "great job!", or if they fail it can be used in the same way, as sarcasm. it must be said calmly, without enthusiasm, while giving the thumbs with only one hand
Example one: "Dude, you just beat guitar hero on expert! Great job!" *thumbs up*
Example two: "Dude, you just totally crashed on your skateboard! Great job!" *Thumbs up*
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A powerful Russian monarch from the 18th century who was falsely rumored to have been crushed to death while trying to have intercourse with a horse.
That girl loves dick so much she's like Catherine the Great.
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The greatest of all known poops: one that requires true courage, skill and determination.
Unlike the closely related angel poop, wipeless poop and ninja poop, The Great Unwiped is a rare event by which the pooper is so certain that he or she has just done an angel poop, that the toilet paper is left untouched and the anus, unwiped; the garments are returned to their proper position, and the pooper leaves the bathroom with their head held high.
Thor: One day, I'm going to sit on that porcelain throne, and I'm going to do The Great Unwiped.
Timothy: But Thor, how are you going to know? You might end up as a poopy pants.
Thor: I've heard that you just know, Tim. When the time is right, you just know.
Timothy: I am in awe of your dauntless courage.
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A title used to mock the classic novel 'Great Expectations', by Charles Dickens (Expectoration meaning "the process of coughing up and spitting out" or "the act of spitting (forcefully expelling saliva)").
"Damn! Mrs. Mitchell's making us read chapters 1-7 of Great Expectorations tonight!"
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the working class masses
Corporations fear the day that the great unwashed will throw of the shackles of consumerism and ever increasing debt and focus on more imporant endeavours such as their health, family and friends.
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