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The action of pulling the pin on a grenade and sticking it up a girl's cooch, especially if she's pregnant, thereby aborting the baby (and her, but that's besides the point).
"Yo did you hear about Stacy? I heard she got a grenade abortion."
"Bullshit, who would knock her up in the first place?"
When an object(bottle of shampoo, bar of soap, toothbrush, etc.) falls on the floor during a shower and the sound seems to be amplified by 100+ decibels.
Fresh out the shower and shower grenade.
Woke up the whole house shower grenade.
Catching Grenades- Always ending up with the ugly friend of the group.
T- Hey ladies whats up
T to C- I got dibs on the right one
C to S- I got dibs on the left one
S to T and C- I get the ugly one in the middle? Man I hate Catching Grenades
A person that is not your significant other that you are friends with on Facebook that is always liking/commenting on everything that you write regardless of if it is something that they find amusing or interesting. Originated by Steven Garcia
Man I got this Facebook Grenade that has been liking and commenting on everything that I put on Facebook!
The fall-back plans you make in case your life goes to complete shit, with no hopes of getting back on track. A Grenade Plan means blowing up your entire life and starting fresh. Grenade Plans are meant for worst-case scenarios only, and are usually extreme and nearly impossible.
Well, this week I got fired, my girlfriend dumped me, and I found out that my landlord is evicting me. My car was stolen, and I have no insurance. My family is all dead, I have no friends, and my pets ran away. My savings were lost in the stock market, and I have this odd lump on my neck. It can't get any worse, but it probably won't get much better, either. It's time for the Grenade Plan: Sell everything I have left, and bet it on a spin at the roulette table. If I win, I move to Monaco. If I lose, I'll become a busker in San Francisco.
A water balloon filled with semen.
How long did it take you to fill that love grenade?
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The heart-shaped grenade featured on the cover of Green Day's fantastic album 'American Idiot'.
I just got a Heart Grenade tattoo!
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